He may have an eyebrow with more of a mind of its own than Roger Moore's but Carlo Ancelotti is certainly the man with the golden, erm, team-talk, as his Chelsea side already sit top of the Premier League with four wins out of four and no sign of letting up.
Admittedly the fixture computer has been kind to the league champions, who have not had to face a decent side yet and on Sunday have a chance to make it a perfect five against Blackpool, a team who conceded six at Arsenal. And the Seasiders will have their work cut out to keep the Blues out - no-one has stopped Chelsea from scoring in their last 23 Premier League home games.
But it isn't all sunshine and lollipops, as this week's 4-1 Champions League win at MSK Zilina showed: Chelsea raced into a four goal lead, but then conceded a comic goal, which bounced off Branislav Ivanovic's face, and looked miles from champions after that.
Still, the stats are in Chelsea's favour - 50 goals in their last 12 Premier League games, conceding just five. Wowzers.
Before anyone starts writing off Blackpool bear in mind that they are currently fourth in the league and have won two of their three away games this season. Yes, they were at Wigan and Newcastle, but the Arsenal 6-0 drubbing aside, the Seasiders have hit six goals without reply on the road.
And unbelievably, history is on their side: the last meeting between Chelsea and Blackpool was in the League Cup in 1996 and the Seasiders stunned the Blues by winning the second leg 3-1 at Stamford Bridge, though it proved in vain as the Blues had already won 4-1 at Bloomfield Road.
But the differences between the two sides in 2010 are vast - Blackpool boss Ian Holloway admitted yesterday the club didn't have a washing machine to clean dirty kit and come Sunday evening they could well be in a spin.
TEAM NEWS:
Chelsea
Chelsea will have to do without free-scoring midfielder Frank Lampard who has not recovered from hernia surgery in time, but star striker Didider Drogba returns from suspension mid-week to lead the line against the Seasiders.
Right-back Jose Bosingwa is out with a knee injury, but Ashley Cole is available for the left-back spot after being rested against MSK.
Possible Starting XI: Cech; Ivanovic, Alex, Terry, Cole; Essien, Mikel, Malouda; Drogba, Anelka, Kalou.
Blackpool
The man with the poshest name in Premier League football - Gary Taylor-Fletcher - will return for the Seasiders after missing last weekend's victory at Newcastle with a calf problem
Alex Baptiste, who scored a cross shot against Wigan, could also be back in action having been sidelined with a fractured hand.
Possible Starting XI: Gilks, Baptiste, Eardley, Crainey, Evatt, Adam, Vaughan, Varney, Campbell, Taylor-Fletcher, Grandin.
PREDICTION:
Not hard this one really, no matter how much of a football romantic you are. The Blues rarely drop points or even concede goals at Stamford Bridge, and while Blackpool's record on the road isn't too bad so far this season, their wins have come against relegation rivals.
Expect a comfortable home win.
Chelsea 4 – 0 Blackpool
Admittedly the fixture computer has been kind to the league champions, who have not had to face a decent side yet and on Sunday have a chance to make it a perfect five against Blackpool, a team who conceded six at Arsenal. And the Seasiders will have their work cut out to keep the Blues out - no-one has stopped Chelsea from scoring in their last 23 Premier League home games.
But it isn't all sunshine and lollipops, as this week's 4-1 Champions League win at MSK Zilina showed: Chelsea raced into a four goal lead, but then conceded a comic goal, which bounced off Branislav Ivanovic's face, and looked miles from champions after that.
Still, the stats are in Chelsea's favour - 50 goals in their last 12 Premier League games, conceding just five. Wowzers.
Before anyone starts writing off Blackpool bear in mind that they are currently fourth in the league and have won two of their three away games this season. Yes, they were at Wigan and Newcastle, but the Arsenal 6-0 drubbing aside, the Seasiders have hit six goals without reply on the road.
And unbelievably, history is on their side: the last meeting between Chelsea and Blackpool was in the League Cup in 1996 and the Seasiders stunned the Blues by winning the second leg 3-1 at Stamford Bridge, though it proved in vain as the Blues had already won 4-1 at Bloomfield Road.
But the differences between the two sides in 2010 are vast - Blackpool boss Ian Holloway admitted yesterday the club didn't have a washing machine to clean dirty kit and come Sunday evening they could well be in a spin.
TEAM NEWS:
Chelsea
Chelsea will have to do without free-scoring midfielder Frank Lampard who has not recovered from hernia surgery in time, but star striker Didider Drogba returns from suspension mid-week to lead the line against the Seasiders.
Right-back Jose Bosingwa is out with a knee injury, but Ashley Cole is available for the left-back spot after being rested against MSK.
Possible Starting XI: Cech; Ivanovic, Alex, Terry, Cole; Essien, Mikel, Malouda; Drogba, Anelka, Kalou.
Blackpool
The man with the poshest name in Premier League football - Gary Taylor-Fletcher - will return for the Seasiders after missing last weekend's victory at Newcastle with a calf problem
Alex Baptiste, who scored a cross shot against Wigan, could also be back in action having been sidelined with a fractured hand.
Possible Starting XI: Gilks, Baptiste, Eardley, Crainey, Evatt, Adam, Vaughan, Varney, Campbell, Taylor-Fletcher, Grandin.
PREDICTION:
Not hard this one really, no matter how much of a football romantic you are. The Blues rarely drop points or even concede goals at Stamford Bridge, and while Blackpool's record on the road isn't too bad so far this season, their wins have come against relegation rivals.
Expect a comfortable home win.
Chelsea 4 – 0 Blackpool